DMT - Department of Mental Technology

SCIENTIST RECRUITMENT

The Department of Mental Technology (DMT) is a mobile social engineering research
laboratory that performs psychological experiments on our audience (mental patients).

We always announce at the end of our gigs that there are openings available for dancers, singers,
and improv actors to join our multi-media guerilla theater social engineering
research company with the following:

Do you have humoungous balls? Can you perform and interact with the audience on stage,
on the dancefloor, swinging from the ceiling, surfing on the crowd, while singing, dancing, half naked, etc.

Would you like to dress up as “scientists” and test the audience’s brains with laser scanners?
Or as naughty doctors and nurses to gauge their sexual inhibitions?
Or as radiation containment scientists to assess the public panic threshold with a toxic leak scare?
Or as televangelists to examine the public's gullibility with miraculous healings, etc.

If this sounds like you, email us.